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Friday, May 7, 2010

I'm back nerds. And I have new literature.


Well nerds, I'M BACK!! I bet you thought some of my on-going bully rivals finally got the best of me. NOT! AS IF! I admit I've been lyin' low lately due to some extra risk ( I mowed Mr. Harolds' lawn and hit his hose with the mower and took off runnin' but I guess someone had left the hose on with just a spray nozzle on it to keep the water from coming out. I do water his lawn once a week, but I doubt I was the one who left it on. Anyways... the hole from the mower sprung a big leak and flooded his backyard. Whatever. Like I care. aS iF i CaRe! (lol) So anyways, old man Harolds told his 35 year old son to come find me to make me pay... or so I heard from Harolds 17 year old daughter, aka my hot girlfriend. Whatever... I've had like anywhere from 5 to 10 hot girlfriends... in anywhere from 5-10 hot states... (AZ, TX, CA, NM, Fl, and like 10 other hot ones... I forget, but that's not the point) The point is I'M BACK! with a brand new invention! (lol) (-vanilla ice cream the rapper-) I know people have been using Powerpoint for like 15-45 years now... but so far I'm the only one Pointing with Power. I realized I capitalized the P's... its because its also the name of my new intimidation lesson kit. You should be able to find Pointing with Power in pretty much any store anyone (ANYONE COOL!) has ever heard of. Its basically five pointers ;-) lol on how to stare down your opponent but at the same time you use different ways of pointing at him to psyche him out. I discovered it when Harolds' son was after me and I needed a bike so I intimidated a little kid and made him give me his. All I did was point at the bike and he dropped it and ran. Thats when i realized I could point my way out of things, or around them, or through them. Anyways, the point ;-) lol ( re read that part if you didn't get that joke... my jokes are higher level understanding jokes because Im smarter than most of you) is that my new mini book/intimidation lesson kit is going to be huge. "Pointing with Power: Basically the only thing any bully or bully fighters will need to succeed." That part is in italy font because its whats on the front of the book/kit. Well, its going to be once I get the cash I need to print it. Ol' man Harolds still owes me for the lawn. So, the lessons are about things that come natural to me that most normal people never think about. Take this i.e. for example... When you look at kid and say, "Give me your backpack!" He may or may not do it. But! If you say, "Give me your back pack!" and do the "saw-point" where you move your arm forwards and backwards while flexing your abs and your biceps, then that kid will hand over the bag so fast and wet himself so fast too. Thats just a teaser... the other four tips are even better. By the time you can get to the store my kit should be there.