Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Argon? Hydrogen? Cobalt? None of the above. Correct answer: SURPRISE!
So, there are these new books out called "The Harry Potter Stories" that probably only of few of you have even heard of. They came out with a bunch of them all at once. I think they should have released them one at a time if you ask me. (IDIOTS! You should have asked me!) Oh well, your loss. For your dumb information, I have not and WILL NOT read the Harry Potter stories. I only read one thing: books I write myself (and sometimes my blog... which I also write myself... duh!) But I saw one of the movies and believe it or not, I think he would be a pretty good match for me in a fight. I admit he ain't bad at what he does. Except for the nerdy glasses! Man that kid really is a wuss! "Expelliamus"? He is such a dork! I could dominate him so easy. Unless, he parseltongued a snake at me. I thought parseltongue was a bunch of fake kid crap until I had a dream (way before Harry Potter wrote those books) where I was at school and I started speaking it and ended up dominating all my teachers with snakes. Every one of them was afraid to give me homework for two weeks and they started respecting me sooo much! So if I ever got in a fight with Harry Potter (WHICH I WOULD BE HAPPY TO DO!) parseltonuge is the only way I could really see him winning. Unless I can somehow use my mind domination that I recently discovered to unlock the secret of parseltongue, like I did in my dream, which I already know will be simple. "Why don't you just do it now?", you ask. Well... its simple really. You might want to write this down: You always let your enemy come to you. Otherwise you blow the most dangerous element on the whole periodic table of elements... SURPRISE! Which is one element I always have tons of. Try this role-play on for size:
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