Guitar Hero just aint what it used to be, man. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and begin working on the rockinest Guitar Hero game ever to break through earth’s atomosphere—forged from the fires of both Mordor and Hell, I bring you GUITAR HERO IV: MATT’S TOUR OF THE UNIVERSE! I already made the front cover of the game (as you can see above) and I’m still working on the set list. Here’s some of what I’ve got so far:
Twisted Sister’s “Burn in Hell”
Iron Maiden’s “Children of the Damned”
Metallica’s “Master of Puppets”
Slayer’s “Raining Blood”
Megadeth’s “Rust in Peace”
Anthrax’s “Antisocial”
And of course I’ll include some of my own epic riffs:
“WHAT?! Did You Just Look at ME?”
“American Menace Set Loose on a Galaxy of Losers”
“You Can Try to Run, But I’ll Throw a Ninja Star”
“Who Needs a Mom, Anyways?”
When I called those idiots at Activision Games and told them about my idea, they told me I was crazy. I just yelled, “I THRIVE OFF CRAZINESS, BRO!” and hung up. They didn’t realize that calling me crazy is like the using nitro booster I put in my bike (and that they just missed out on the biggest money making deal of a lifetime). I’ll probably bully some nerdy middle schooler into making the game for me now.
