Ever since I was a little kid I was told to not talk to strangers. Well, I wasn't no ordinary kid and I ain't one now. The other day some idiot came up to me asked if I'm in his Biology class. I kinda chuckled and then looked him in the eyes and said, "Does it look like I care?" What a dope. He just walked away and ain't seen him since. I was ready to start something with him if he didn't like the way I talked to him, but I could tell he was scared. Happens all the time.
One time though I said, "Does it look like I care?" to the wrong guy. He was like, "As a matter of fact it does look like you care!" Then he grabbed me and wedged me on a tree. I still didn't care though, so, the joke was on him..
4 comments:
You remind me of Nelson from the Simpsons. Yea, I said it.
Dude you are freakin amazing....Caring is overrated...so even though you may never have children and your love life may have a huge hamper in it...its cool that you played a joke on him..
Can you teach my son how to be a tough guy....because you have street smarts and you rock!
What can I say...excellent butt shot...are you still single? I want a piece of that action!!!
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